Professional Tiger Drowner

Prepare to die from human bites!

January 17, 2014 12:45 am

I’ve got to get out of this town.

June 13, 2013 2:03 am
This is Your Drugs On Brain, by Future Crimes

Download this piece of junk and make me feel like a winner, not a weiner.

February 26, 2013 12:56 am
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September 6, 2012 2:06 am June 17, 2012 9:12 pm

"Yo gurl, you tryin’ ta cyber?" - Bill Gates

May 20, 2012 4:56 am

Or We Can Watch Rookie of the Year. Ladies’ Choice.

Came up with the great (ly horrible) idea to try picking up women by trying to get them to watch horrible movies back at my place while at band practice.

"Hey gurl, why don’t you and I get outta here, go back to my place, light some candles, open a nice bottle of wine, and watch House Party 4? It features neither Kid nor Play."

May 17, 2012 1:18 am
Troy: I told Pierce a thousand times: I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!
Also:
Troy: Set phazers to love me.
hulu:

Is there any room in your pocket for a little spare Chang? Because we’re giving away three copies of the above poster signed by Señor Chang himself, Ken Jeong.
Just reblog this photo with your favorite Community quote by 3 pm (PDT) tomorrow and we’ll pick three winners at random from those who reblogged. Don’t Britta this up! (We’ll send you a message if you’re a winner.)

Troy: I told Pierce a thousand times: I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!

Also:

Troy: Set phazers to love me.

hulu:

Is there any room in your pocket for a little spare Chang? Because we’re giving away three copies of the above poster signed by Señor Chang himself, Ken Jeong.

Just reblog this photo with your favorite Community quote by 3 pm (PDT) tomorrow and we’ll pick three winners at random from those who reblogged. Don’t Britta this up! (We’ll send you a message if you’re a winner.)

April 30, 2012 7:58 pm
thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: As if it weren’t enough that North Carolina already doesn’t recognize same-sex unions, the state votes next Tuesday on a ballot measure that reads: “Constitutional amendment to provide that marriage between one man and one woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized by this State.”
This ad campaign, by Winston-Salem agency The Variable, plays on segregation-era discrimination to shock voters into voting down the offensive legislation, called Amendment 1: “On May 8th, make history. Don’t repeat it.”
Yes, please.
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thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: As if it weren’t enough that North Carolina already doesn’t recognize same-sex unions, the state votes next Tuesday on a ballot measure that reads: “Constitutional amendment to provide that marriage between one man and one woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized by this State.”

This ad campaign, by Winston-Salem agency The Variable, plays on segregation-era discrimination to shock voters into voting down the offensive legislation, called Amendment 1: “On May 8th, make history. Don’t repeat it.”

Yes, please.

[adsoftheworld]

April 19, 2012 1:54 am
Off by one day.

Off by one day.

April 9, 2012 11:47 pm

Broke Panasonic Speakers Hissing Playing Puff And Ma$e

Actually happy for the first time since late January. Having a month where I don’t have to worry about money or if I can pay rent AND get food is a strange feeling. April has been a great month so far (Champion’s Retreat at Lake Gaston, stress free work, no insane, early mornings) and is going to get even better (baseball games, record buying, new car [maybe by the end of the month], Sam and Christine’s wedding, etc).

Also, May is looking pretty rad too with Beach House and St. Vincent shows starting and ending the month.